**Written by Doug Powers

President Obama held his final news conference this afternoon, and he opened up with advice to the gathered media (Beverage warning: Put down your drink before proceeding to prolong the life of your computer monitor & keyboard):

It was such crucial advice that Obama waited until a few hours before he’s leaving office after eight years to impart it upon his hard-working water-carriers. And it gets better:

After Obama uttered that last quote he nudged the journos in the room so hard some of them fell off their Hope & Change Signature high chairs.

Here’s the whole presser, and the only thing that makes it fun is that it’s his last one:

(h/t Michelle)

**Written by Doug Powers

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