**Written by Doug Powers

Planned Parenthood obviously starts each morning with one goal in mind: To completely eclipse the previous day’s levels of shamelessness and self-unawareness. They succeeded wildly on Thursday. This is on a web page at the Planned Parenthood Action Fund website — I kid you not:

Now this is how to invite a lightning strike:

If there’s anything we’ve learned from Joss Whedon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, The Avengers) over the years, it’s this — every single one of us has a hero inside; and it’s our responsibility to use our superpowers to slay.

That’s an even worse lack of self-awareness than the time Ted Kennedy named his dog “Splash.”

Hat tip to Students for Life for spotting that latest moonshot of brazenness.

**Written by Doug Powers

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