Before proceeding, take everything you thought you knew about biology and throw it out the window


**Written by Doug Powers

What’s wrong with this picture?

I don’t want to hear any lectures about “science” from these people ever again.

I’m now off to ponder the horrifying possibility that there’s only a 50-percent chance that my biological mother was the person who gave birth to me.

**Written by Doug Powers

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