ESPN strikes back at confederacy by crossing the parody/satire streams

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**Written by Doug Powers

For some reason I waited a few minutes before posting this because it seemed too ridiculous even for 2017, but I should have known better than to think there might be anything too ridiculous to be real anymore. Brace yourselves:

RIP The Onion.

NASA can’t process my Mars mission astronaut application fast enough.

**Written by Doug Powers

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