**Written by Doug Powers

Hillary Clinton has started answering some questions from the media again, but only above 35,000 feet because she’s been told Justitia’s jurisdiction ends at the lower troposphere.

Today, Clinton made it known that she’s created jobs at more places than just BleachBit, Platte River Networks and Craftsman’s hammer division. There’s also the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Factory:

HILLARY CLINTON:

The FBI resolved all of this, their report answered all the questions, the findings included debunking his latest conspiracy theories.

I believe I have created so many jobs in the conspiracy theory machine factory, because honestly, they never quit. They keep coming back. And here’s another one.

It’s been debunked, if that’s how they want to spend their time instead of looking to address the problems of the American people, that’s their choice. But when I’m president, we’re going get down to business and we’re going to get results.

And she said all that without coughing — so much for my “she’s allergic to lying” diagnosis.

Tomorrow look for Hillary to expand on this point by claiming that if Trump’s elected he’ll move the “conspiracy theory machine factory” out of the country.

**Written by Doug Powers

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