Hillary’s video both asks AND answers the question of why she’s not ’50 point ahead’ of Trump


**Written by Doug Powers

Hillary Clinton delivered a video address to a labor union this week that was sure to win them over, provided they like odd rantings with parts that sound more like a recruitment video outtake from Heaven’s Gate. Just before the 10-second mark, plug your ears:

Aides are currently trying to convince Hillary to double her dosage of dysprosody meds, but she’s fighting them.

Team Clinton has obviously decided to pivot to the “haunt their dreams” stage of the campaign:

The Hale-Bopp comet won’t make another swing through this neighborhood until about the year 4380, but for some reason I feel like we’re all being prepared for the Next Level.

(h/t Twitchy)

**Written by Doug Powers

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