**Written by Doug Powers

If you’re keeping score at home, Planned Parenthood’s self-awareness remains missing and assumed lost forever:

“Do no harm”? Hippocrates unavailable for comment.

Just for irony kicks, this is part of the original version of the Hippocratic Oath:

I will apply dietetic measures for the benefit of the sick according to my ability and judgment; I will keep them from harm and injustice.

I will neither give a deadly drug to anybody who asked for it, nor will I make a suggestion to this effect. Similarly I will not give to a woman an abortive remedy. In purity and holiness I will guard my life and my art.

And Planned Parenthood adds to that the disclaimer, “*Unless there’s Democrat political power and federal funding at stake.”

**Written by Doug Powers

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